Things Gaijin (foreigners in Japan) say:
I laughed at “This burger tastes different” – but I think it’s true. The ketchup tastes different too. I thought I was going a bit crazy but then I’ve noticed some McDonald’s offering ketchup and “American ketchup” at the dispensers. Because of this, I feel less insane.
Things Gaijin never say (I cracked up at “I miss Nova”)
And finally stuff American’s say (not as funny as the first one, but worth a mention)