Final Bargain!

I thought this sign was funny. Because

  1. It was in front of a chain restaurant entrance trying to get me to enter
  2. It sounds like I was bartering with them for a while
  3. 5% is a discount, not a bargain, and no where close to a final bargain

Final Bargain 5%

Now here’s what a Final Bargain should look like, up to 70% off, hellz yeah!