Final Bargain!

I thought this sign was funny. Because

  1. It was in front of a chain restaurant entrance trying to get me to enter
  2. It sounds like I was bartering with them for a while
  3. 5% is a discount, not a bargain, and no where close to a final bargain

Final Bargain 5%

Now here’s what a Final Bargain should look like, up to 70% off, hellz yeah!

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5 Responses to “Final Bargain!”


  1. 1 Jyankee

    When you’re here long enough..you start to forget what a discount is and what a bargain is…. HA HA!!!!

  2. 2 Steve

    Haha! Yeah, they’ve seen to replace the discounts with ‘point cards’

  3. 3 David Vasta

    We should start a company helping companies and the government make signs that make sense. We could make a killing!

  4. 4 Steve

    David - Sounds good, sign me up!

  5. 5 Bowraven

    Nice post - especially with world economies where they are - 5% is nothing compared to what shops have been discounting to attract custom

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